i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
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You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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