I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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