I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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