is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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