I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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