so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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