what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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