no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back