If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my being single is dangerous.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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