have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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