She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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