Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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