You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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