People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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