Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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