He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
nutella sex= disaster
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
The adults are the big ones right?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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