I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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