yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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