called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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