I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I just want nice things and good sex
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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