He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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