oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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