You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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