I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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