Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
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pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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