We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
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I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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