Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
tell me about the fingering
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