I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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