Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
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Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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