And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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