I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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