Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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