He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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