What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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