I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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