It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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