your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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