id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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