just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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