Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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