Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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