i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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