PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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