The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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