I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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