I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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