The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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