so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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