Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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