his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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