maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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