normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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